The Guild

  • New Music Video – I’m the One That’s Cool

    To celebrate the launch of our new YouTube Channel Geek and Sundry, we made a new music video!

    The song is available for purchase via iTunes and Amazon. With music by Jed Whedon and lyrics by Jed Whedon and Felicia Day, “I’m the One That’s Cool” follows in the footsteps of previous music videos “Game On!” and “Do You Want to Date My Avatar.” The music video was directed by Jed Whedon and edited by Jeff Yorkes, and the director of photography was Chris Darnell.

    Geek and Sundry launches today on YouTube, with new episodes of Tabletop, The Flog and part one of a new Motion Comic from Dark Horse Comics.

    LYRICS:
    1ST VERSE:
    Oh, no. Don’t pretend I didn’t see
    You roll your eyes at my gaming tee
    Don’t know if you can read or if you’ve seen
    The sweet piece in this week’s Wired magazine
    The latest trend has hit its peak
    They say that geek’s becomin’ chic
    So now you’re out of style as you can be
    And I’m in vogue, so you can bite me

    To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
    Now I’m the one that’s cool
    I’m the one that’s cool
    To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
    Now I’m the one that’s cool
    I’m the one that’s cool

    2ND VERSE:
    Try to cop my style but I’m the real thing
    While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering
    See you pose a part of nerd society
    My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree
    Star Trek: Next Gen every night
    Wore a headgear to fix my overbite
    Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free, where as me
    I literally can’t see my hand in front of my face

    To all the asshat jocks who beat me up in school
    Now I’m the one that’s cool
    I’m the one that’s cool
    To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
    Now I’m the one that’s cool
    I’m the one that’s cool
    And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool
    Now I’m the one that’s cool
    I’m the one that’s cool
    You may be tan and fit and rich but you’re a tool
    And I’m the one that’s cool
    I’m the one that’s cool

    3RD VERSE:
    Role reversal must be a total drag
    But there’s no point, no point for me to humblebrag
    I appreciate you for being cruel
    I’m burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel
    Got my in-jokes you won’t get
    Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat
    So now your ballin’ parties seem so dumb
    You can Evite me, and I’ll say yes, but I won’t really come

    Got my comics
    Got my games
    All the things you thought were lame
    Got my cosplay
    Fanfic too
    Got you pegged
    STFU You
    CHORUS