The Guild

  • Season 3 Episode 5 is POSTED!

    We’re happy to announce that Guild Season 3 Episode 5 “Application’d” is now live. After watching it, you might remember this from before.

    Streaming on MSN
    Downloadable in HD on Xbox
    Downloadable on Zune

    We are working towards a resolution for international Xbox release, please check with @theguild on twitter for updates.

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  • Boba Fett

    lol, Zaboo back to you home Codex ? ;) with girlfriend? Menage a trois ? ;)

    • Darien Fyrstrom

      If so, I volunteer to step in and play Zaboo for the filming of that episode!

      • Kanundrum

        I second that… minus me having to wear the french maid outfit… May the +5 sexderity gear but not the maid set. Roflmao.

  • http://lmundib.wordpress.com Lucas

    LOL… what a relationship!… It is true that Clara’s husband has to do something too for the marriage… Not all the stuff but a bit.. Is great to watch another episode guys, can’t wait to see another… and… please! upload the words… i really have troubles hearing zaboo’s dialogues… we are a lot forgein speaking fans!

  • Not George Foreman

    Excellent episode! It’d be interesting to see Clara’s husband be n00bish around the guild.

    “Uh…I played some Pong in my day.”

    “What’s Pong?”

    “I can see that this is in color…”

  • Devon

    I bet Clara’s husband will end up kicking everyone’s booty!

    • VeraTheGun

      me too!

      • Zonmaster

        me three

        • Kanundrum

          Mr. Wiggly will pwn those nubs in Axis of Anarchy.

  • Rodrigo

    eeehhh… another episode of the guild, just awesome…
    Codex looking great as always!!! =D

    • http://bhousley@wordpress.com Bill Housley

      Love her T-shirt!

  • Ryan

    This episode here is exactly why I don’t handle my guilds recruitment because all the freaks come out.

  • Olive

    If you can’t beat em join em lol I got my hubby playing as well. We’re a$$ kickers x)

  • FreeBooteR

    These episodes just get funnier and funnier. I nearly busted a gut with the guild submissions. Looks like the guild will be doing the newbie zone raids for a while lol.

    I’m thinking tall hot girl Riley will be FPSing her way into the guild with mercenary vigor soon.

    • Teletheus

      Actually, I bet Riley would join the Axis of Anarchy before she would join the Knights of Good. That might be how things end between her and Zaboo, actually.

    • http://bhousley.wordpress.com Bill Housley

      Oh ya. The fun they could have with a “shoot-’em-up-and-splatter-’em” Halo player in WOW is just too tempting.

  • Laura Jay

    great episode xD
    when whats-her-name called zaboo Bad Horse i thought of Dr Horrible =P
    loved the “instead of racy vampire novels” comment, racy vampire novels are awesome xD

  • Slimmworker

    Unholy crap BM, it just keeps getting better. THANK YOU !!!

  • Zah

    Omgosh how funny! They all crack me up. Love The Guild!

  • Robert Billings

    lol love it so much.

    ppl get used to the name because i will be everywhere

  • Remi

    They keep getting funnier and funnier! Everyone is so great together. Riley is sexy, but Codex will always be the “hot girl”! Gotta love sexy, nerdy gamer-girls!

    I vote for soon-to-become-zealot Mr.Wiggly to be new guild leader and soon the members of A$$es of Anarchy will want to join the new & improved KOG!

  • Em

    I love that Zaboo is wearing a Legend of Neil tshirt! WIN!!!

    • Frank

      I saw that too and had to chuckle.

      But, seriously, the submissions were hilarious.

      • Attix

        hahaha self advertising ftw! Just a little taste for those of us who missed not having a Legend of Neil episode this week =(

  • mike

    tink needs to come back

  • Jake

    Lol! I love these episodes! But haveing them once a week is so crazy! I want more a week!!! Codex looking as beautiful as she always is. Clara.. lol I love you!

  • Puppet_Doctor

    Thank you for posting an update about getting the Guild on Xbox Live Internationaly. For now though thanks for posting this here so I can watch the episodes weekly still.

    This episode wasn’t as funny as the last one but it will be cool to see Clara and her husband playing the game together.

  • http://dolphinglobaltech.com mark

    So who is the guy with the cats?

  • Ashantara

    Aww, what a short episode. :-/

    Can’t wait to see how things will develop with Clara’s husband. That was really hysterical… poor guy!

  • prejack

    Vork is awesome! find some wifi and come back. You’re so funny!

    I was hoping Bladez saved that orb for Clara. o.O

  • Tabatha

    Hey any one know when episode 6 comes out ?

  • http://kamama-sanctuary.deviantart.com Rachel

    Zaboo is wearing the shirt for the web show he’s directing!! (Legend of Neil) I’m laughing so hard and going all…. what is is this feeling…. that’s been locked away for years…. it’s… it’s…. fangirling..? I’m fangirling again?! Holy St. Francis I’m fangirling!!

    Anyway, love the shirt Zaboo. Keep it up.

  • ruddyadam

    finally!! something in season 3 worth laughing about. but why did I have to wait 5 episodes to get it? too much drama this season, too little nerdy satire.

    • namu

      If you didn’t laff at ep 4 then you retahded

  • http://wildandbad.com/article/159/worst-guild-cand C David Dent

    I got the rejection letter for my worst Guild Candidate entry and thought, My stuff was WAY funnier than the other ones (okay one or two of them were really good, but hey, ego isn’t all bad). Anyways, now that I’ve seen the episode, I TOTALLY see why I wasn’t chosen.

    A little too close to Clara and her Husband’s subplot it seems.

    In fact, it was scary how close I was.

    Ah well, the price of genius (yours and mine both)

  • Cowward

    A few times, some guys’ GF or wife [and yes, they were actually female, one actually very cute gamer chick--like Codez ;) ] ended up spending more time with me though some MMO than with the sig. other. I smell trouble for Clare.

  • Katie

    I saw Codex with Jimmy Fallon tonight =D I was coincidentally watching The Guild and the episode they showed on the show.

    You guys are doing a great job! <3

  • henry

    Awesome.

  • Benny

    I love Clair’s comment when she is hiding, I don’t know to interact with him unless there is a screen involved. Now that sounds like something an MMO’er would say….Rolfmao

  • Kathi

    greeaaat :)

    It is really hard to understand – not only as a german fan but also as a hard-of-hearing… human? Character? :) What ever ;)

    english subtitles will help a lot! Not only for foreign language speakers but also all the nice people with… tomatoes in the ears! .. funny picture ;)

  • Bane

    Another hilarious ep.

    only recently discovered this as someone posted a video link to (do you wanna) date my avatar (season 3 preview i think) but have watched em all a few times now.

    its strange cos this a little like my guild… :-/ ^^

  • Rhino

    What is really weird and really sad, those submissions really aren’t that far off from reality.

  • Sisera

    Hahah admit it codex, you want him :P hehe and love the idea clar!

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  • Hydroxide Holly

    Okay… I admit it. I watched this video about eight times just for ‘Lord Bolio’s’ face when he says “Guiiiiilddd.”

    • Aiko

      Exactly. I love him.

  • senor queso

    best episode so far this season. nice to see a little backbone from codex. Yay for character developement!

  • randomking

    ….what about nude guild partys? come on codex :P

  • Cadaver

    Tink is super hot, this show show should have more Tink

  • http://solongmeat.blogspot.com/ mark

    Ha a LON shirt and Noyying hot chick says “BAD HORSE”

    nice.

    now ask FD if she ever read that bad horse fanfic…..

  • ethereal_fire

    I watched all those applications back when you ran the contest, but I really have to say that you did an awsome job of editing them together like that. It made a great sequence and made them all the more impressive. I’m going to guess that the plan is to include the full application videos as a bonus on the Season 3 DVD?

    Great stuff, and I love where this plot is going. I pity Clara’s kids though, if both their parents get addicted to the game they are going to wind up with Children’s Aid services taking them…

  • ethereal_fire

    PS: Kudos on the retro game reference! I love the early computer games. Esspecially text based adventures, even without graphics they are so much fun.

  • Skad

    Oh man, gnomes are real… and they are twins! hahah

    I just kinda watched the Season 1 & 2 (I didn’t know what was The Guild but got curious when I saw that “You wanna date my Avatar” video).

    I gotta say Zaboo is my favorite character: at start I really didn’t like him, he was like this horny little pup trying to fuck your leg and Codex is just too good for him… But then you end up hoping Codex and Zaboo to be together as a couple. He is so funny, very good acting.

    You are guys a re reallt fantastic! ;)

  • Troublemaker

    Clara’s playing the game… Mr Wigly is playing the game… man, their babies are DOOMED! :S

  • MicciMicci

    It just hit me… isn’t the leader of Axis of Anarchy Wes from Star Trek TNG? I think my inner trekkie is about to have a heart attack.

    • Erahn

      No, it’s not him, but I see what you’re seeing. I thought so too, at first.

    • henry

      It is, Looked it up on IMDB to ne sure. Wonder if theyre gonna recruit antother former child stars to be on the show… I hear Gary Colman is available.

  • http://brandonsachs.com qender

    Did anyone else notice how the girl applying to the guild looked like Lois Lane from smallville (erica durance). I had to go look up and make sure it wasn’t her, despite the unlikelyness of it, it really looks like her, who is that?

    • http://ladiesofleet.com Kim

      That is really cool I look like Lois Lane, but sadly, no, I’m just a lowly WOW player. :D

      • http://celinafcook.blogspot.com Celina Cook

        Hi, Kim I tried to send this to tweeter but it’s busy! so here it goes: can you tell me what your character says in the cameo before “I’m looking to expand my horizons with a new guild”? I didnt quite catch it. As someone else said, there are many foreigners following the series! thanks.

  • Nondie

    Love the shirt on Zaboo!!!

  • Redtoauburn

    Hahahah Hmm the sad thing is I could totally relate to the ” I played Pong as a kid” comment too funny , and bladezz “What’s Pong?”

    • http://bhousley@wordpress.com Bill Housley

      I played pong as a young adult…

      …when it was new.

      I can totally relate.

      Things have changed a lot.

  • http://shouyume@yahoo.com ShouYUme

    I can’t tell you how amusing and comically inspirational The Guild is! This recent cast shows a bit more courage in Codex and some fantastic twists!

  • Heavix

    lol this show always makes me laugh. keep doing what you do :D Got my support /no.1

  • Virtual Samurai

    Heard about the show from the http://www.galacticawatercooler.com podcasts (2 podcasts on The Guild). I love checking out what they review and your show sounded great. It is! I also enjoyed the interviews you guys granted them. Sounds like you are a fun bunch of people. Keep up the good work!

  • http://celinafcook.blogspot.com Celina Cook

    I think I got “most guys just call me DG” part. Just tell me the name of the character. Dumbandgumb? something like that?