The Guild

  • The Guild Music Video


    Today we’re pleased to rollout our music video “Do You Wanna Date My Avatar” for streaming and purchase!
    Streaming Links below:
    Video on MSN
    Video on YouTube

    We are lucky enough to be able to offer you the song for purchase, so to support us, you can get it at the following places:
    Amazon MP3 (Also available in international Amazon stores)
    iTunes MP3 (Also available in international iTunes stores)
    iTunes Video
    The song will also be offer on eMusic, Napster, Rhapsody, Amie St., LimeWire, Lala and the Nokia Music stores. Check your favorite place, they should have it!

    You can also get it for free from:
    Xbox Live Marketplace
    Zune Marketplace (Video in HD!)
    Streaming on MSN

    And if you would, please embed, favorite and rate our video. We’d love it if everyone, including new people who are finding the show through your ratings, could enjoy :)
    <a href=”http://videoguide.msn.com/play/?g=601e493a-9f80-4d4e-ad8c-62962c3c5add” mce_href=”http://videoguide.msn.com/play/?g=601e493a-9f80-4d4e-ad8c-62962c3c5add” target=”_new” title=”The Guild: “Do You Want To Date My Avatar?”">Video: The Guild: “Do You Want To Date My Avatar?”</a>

    EDIT:
    Per request we are posting the lyrics to the song!
    MUSIC AND LYRICS BY FELICIA DAY AND JED WHEDON

    LYRICS:
    Hang with me in my MMO
    So many places we can go
    You’ll never see my actual face
    Our love, our love will be in a virtual space

    I’m craving to emote with you
    So many animations I can do
    Be anything you want me to be
    Come on, come on, share a potion with me

    CHORUS:
    Do you wanna date my Avatar
    She’s a star
    And she’s hotter than reality by far
    Wanna date my Avatar?

    You can type commands
    I’ve got slots for what I hold in my hands
    Don’t care what’s in your character bank
    How ‘bout, How ‘bout a little tank and spank

    Grab your mouse and stroke the keys
    Here in cyberspace there’s no disease
    Pick a time, send a tell to me
    Just pay, just pay a small subscription fee

    CHORUS

    Single white human,
    Looking for group
    My stats so high
    Don’t be out of the loop

    Got an uber-leet staff
    That you can equip
    Close your mouths ladies
    This is pure nerd-nip

    I’m a pixel-based fantasy
    A man who is stoic
    I hack and slash
    Who the heck’s more heroic?

    Check me out:
    Cloth armor
    Fits me like a glove
    Just twitta a time
    And I’m ready for love

    Hang with me in my MMO
    So many places we can go
    I’m better than a real world quest
    You’ll touch, my plus 5 to dexterity vest

    What role do you wanna play
    I’m just a click away night or day
    And if you think I’m not the one
    Log off, Log off and we’ll be done

    Thank you so much and stay tuned for Season 3 rollout, just around the corner! August 25th on Xbox Live and September 1rst on MSN/ZUNE!

    The Guild Management