The Guild

  • Zonmaster

    Now Now… Was anyone jealous? ^_^

  • http://www.omfg.com omfg

    OMFG i so thought there was gonna be a girl-on-girl scene when she started rubbing her shoulders o_o

    that would have made my year

  • Daley

    Haha! I was waiting for the girl-on-girl scene to unfold and unhinge myself, but it was enough to invoke a reaction from us!
    Hehe. I think this is my favorite episode this season. Lots packed into one. I like.

  • http://www.myspace.com/mimiyeow Daley

    I also loved the pink controller. That was perfect.

  • gazza162

    OMG!! It just gets better and better cant wait to see what happens next!!!!

  • Greg

    that was frigging brilliant. I can’t even pick a favorite moment, but Codex getting dizzy, Vork being accused of being a pedofile, and Riley doing chin-ups are certainly up there.

  • http://www.mangoflavoredaddictiom.blogspot.com Juicy

    On the topic of Riley/Codex lesbian action: Maybe it’s just because I go to a women’s college, but did anyone else *totally* see that coming?

  • http://edgargarcia.com edgar

    Can you guess who that pink controller belongs to IRL?

    Sean Becker the director.

    True story.

  • http://twitter.com/Syrianne Syrianne

    I never saw it that way.

    Codex’s reaction was priceless XD Also, Vork was AMAZING in this one! Best episode in season 3 so far :D Congrats team!

  • jack smith

    lol….man hate to have her as a gf…..and axis of anarchy rule…

  • lnwacofd

    Mine too! Are there any other girls out there with a big crush on Felicia Day?

  • mw

    haha, a while ago i tried to make #gayforfeliciaday a twitter trending topic, but it somehow never caught on…

  • Rhino

    I say they enlist the help of Zaboo’s mother to deal with both Riley and the Axis.

  • V

    it just gets better and better. love vork, love blades,love codex, love the newb element,living clara(even got my other half playing!). totally didnt see that coming with codex/riley,and as a member of the fairer sex, i def have a thing for codex, as does partner!
    how about another music video, codex n riley doing the tank n spank!!

  • Kai

    I think Riley has it bigtime for Codex :3 girl-on-girl action, anyone? I am so hoping it goes in that direction >.> I, too, am a woman who thinks Felicia Day is hot xD

  • Nightwalker

    I think she’s probably going to end up getting Riley in the Guild just to attack the Axis of Anarchy. They need someone who’s willing to go on the offensive. And being a sadist doesn’t hurt.

  • Charlie Brown

    i just got hooked on The Guild about a week ago i wacthed it on my xbox. So ever since i keep on wacthin it over & over again all the season and thier episode but ebox did not have season 3 episode 6 so i saw the website and here i am but like this eipisoe so far above the resin season 3. :)

  • mmm122

    Suddenly, Riley seems like a potential good guy… :/

  • Fatso

    I agree with this notion.

  • Dim

    x.x Make and link. Will jooinn.

    I was all hopeful about a girl on girl scene. >.>

  • Puppet_Doctor

    This is the best episode so far of Season 3. I really enjoyed this one. I loved the whole scene with Vork and Clara. The one on one moment with Codex and Riley made me think something was REALLY going to happen.

    I can’t wait for the next episode although sadly I won’t be able to see it for two weeks =(.

    And thanks for getting the recent Guild Episodes on Xbox Live in Canada.

  • Renee

    Wow lol things are getting intense O.o

  • JRufu

    Honestly, my favourite part was Vork.. that was hilarious.

  • Umn

    I hate you Guild. I hate you and your stupid torturously cliffhangery short show. Your show should be 21 minutes like every other frickin show in the world. You twisted sadists.

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  • quang vu

    well i already know what gonna happen so i’m nto suprise, codex is gonna team up with zaboo’s girlfriend and there gonna get back at the other dudes. :D

  • Pffff

    Riley is going to destroy the Axis.

  • Nathan

    You guys should seriously do some screenings and “Meet the cast” in Melbourne, Australia. You have a large fan base down here and alot of us would be over the moon to meet you guys in purpose, i’d kill for a signed photo of Felicia Day on my wall =P

  • Nathan

    In Person*** Rather.

  • OhEmGee

    I’m just not a fan of Riley… I think she’s a big freak. The actress who plays her is really pretty though.

    The whole UST-almost lesbian moment didn’t do anything for me, not because I am prejudiced towards lesbians or anything, but because I dislike Riley’s character. Codex just seemed more scared like –> “0______0;;;” than anything. It was a little awkward for me, first Riley wants to take her out, next she calls her a dorkette and suddenly attempts to seduce her? what?

    Felicia Day is totally gorgeous though. I love her. <3

    Vork is the man though. Love that guy. Hope Tink shows up again next episode!!!

  • Minz

    Yea that was definitely a uhhhh interesting scene between Riley and Codex haha. Awesome scene with Vork too.

  • Slimmworker

    I never thought that anything was going to happen between Codex and Riley, Codex gets nauseated by fps games,toe hair,blood,acne..etc so the idea never even came to mind (I was surprised she let Riley touch her).

  • http://swaggle.com/outlawsvideos.html Donathin

    I thought that it was the funniest episode so far this season. The show just constantly keeps getting better and better. :)

  • LeetSwineFlu

    i feel sorry for blades hes gona get owned

  • t0m0thy

    Haaahahaha. I loved the FPS scene… I totally see how Codex can be that sick from an FPS. First time I played Mirror’s Edge, I thought I was going to hurl because it made me so dizzy. XD

    But yeah… I can’t see Codex being a lesbo, but Riley is almost a flaming lesbo. FPS chicks usually are… hahaha. My best friend IRL is an FPS chick. :D

  • FourLeafClover

    Observe how most of the people wanting to see lesbian action thus far are women…

    >:D

  • Krisseybee

    women…. or…. dudes who play female toons?

  • Chickflix

    This is the best season so far. You’re squeezing a lot of content into those 5min episodes. I can’t wait to see Axis of Anarchy get destroyed.

  • P

    then dont watch it

  • P

    loved the episode, love the show, keep up the great work!

  • Bluefox22

    I think Umn was using sarcasm. No need to get uptight about it. It’s just people sharing a piece of their mind.

  • Timestopper

    Let the female gainess start

  • Ivee

    Anyone else thinking that Tink is behind these vicious attacks? I mean, she does know everything about Bladezz and is probably still very pissed off that he deleted her character.

  • G.I.R.L.

    G.I.R.L.=Guy In Real Life and MMORPG=Many Men Online Roleplaying Girls. :D

    And yes I’m a guy who plays chick characters.

  • MetaleadGoddes

    Omg mine too and I love Felicia Day!

  • Curasarion

    Riley is incredible!!! More Riley!

  • Sammie

    Woah- that episode was full on… Axis of Anarchy are hard core, can’t wait till they get whats coming. I’m pretty sure scary chick will be a big help

  • V2Blast

    Yay, Riley. Also: Yay, Halo music! :D

  • http://seawolves.org/socom/ Peter Millar

    What we need to see writers is inference of girl on girl without actually doing it. They become gf’s, a new exploration in codex life changing her oulook on relationships (webcam comment) and after than codex brings her gf into the guild and ejects wiggly. Zaboo tries to get riley back and argues with codex.
    Riley then userps Codex in a powerstruggle and takes control of the guild, putting zaboo and codex out of favour. Riley sucks in bladez and recruits him to her faction. Vork feeling impotent at not being guild member tries to incite a take over with clara and fails as codex has confused feelings and zaboo wont go against his ex lover so they do a last minute back down in the face of riley. As a result vork fails and is ejected from the guild.. what do you think??

  • Cptn Mc Shittles

    Dear P,
    Your retarded. Learn what sarcasm is and how to use. When you do please let me know so I can give a gold star and tell you how Smart you are.

  • Cptn Mc Shittles

    Dear OhEmGee,
    You seem to suffer from the illness as my friend above “P”. Sadly there is no cure for stupidity. However maybe if I explain it maybe you’ll understand… maybe. “People” are not always how they appear, Riley’s Character is actually the most “human” like in the guild. She puts on a front not reveal she is merely a sad pathetic person filled with worry and doubt like the rest. The fact you buy into Riley’s front tells me that you have no understanding of the human mind what so ever. I think you and “P” should both buy a plane ticket to south africa, but then not go and instead commit sepeku. (For those who dont get the plane ticket to africa. It’s a symbol of how pointless they were.)

  • Cptn Mc Shittles

    Errrrr I didn’t even read these comments because “FourLeafClover” yeah…. sorta my online Handle for real…… WTF chuck!

  • Anita

    Many female toons are now real girls. I’m one of them. Since WOW adjusted their game to also suit a more casual audience, there’s a ton of us.

  • Shadow

    Ummm, Peter…..you don’t write this show for a reason..lol

    Keep up the great work guys

  • Beast

    If you need to point out the symbolism in your own comment, you just point out the fact that your a douche.

  • MJ

    Nice episode, still think the husband will come good, but at least let him play with a plug in mouse no wonder he was getting into so much trouble with a touch pad.

    As for the pseudo lesbian thing more likely a Riley trying to psych out codex thing. Nice Awkward face from codex.

  • Shayes

    And suddenly there’s femmslash! Lets hope for more Riley/Codex in the future.

  • http://dbcompetitive.forumotion.com/portal.htm TrollCapAmerica

    This is the sort of episode that inspires scary fanfiction.Not complaining mind you im just saying

    It figures a FPS playing barbarian would be a degenerate too.People that still play those slight variations on Wolfenstien after all these years have no souls and are only slightly above Madden players or the people that think having bejeweled on their phone makes them a gamer

  • http://. Michan

    it’s seppuku

  • Caily

    Oh God?! what’s so great about a yuri scene?! (yuri=girlxgirl) =.=” ugh!

    Cool episode! But really how can u feel sick when u play shooter games or something else?! I luv when i play them! <3

    Anyway Caily likey what Zaboo got as a punishment for not doing breakfast! ^____^ *evil grin*

  • Jaeger225

    I think u r looking into it to much, no offence :)

  • Schyzofrenic

    im wondering for some episodes now about the BASS.
    i noticed it was a Dean ( winged logo on the head)
    i myself have Dean C90 Black edition (cheap piece o … )
    what is the type ? sounds great

  • Charlie Brown

    yea i would have to agree with you i feel bad for bladezz to also tink because thier little feuds and stuff maybe in later episodes they might actually hook up or not well i think bladezz and the whole cast is pretty cool. :)

  • You’re an idiot.

    Redundancy at its finest.
    GTFO

  • Jay

    yeah i see this happening too. Clara’s husband will probably get a headache from trying to learn the game and let her have it to herself.

  • Jay

    roflmao

  • Jay

    no offense, but I dont think I would like the show much if they did that.

  • Morgan

    Great new episode. Some interesting new developments for sure. And wow, the Axis are total douchebags.

  • Redplague

    nice way to throw in a potential revenge idea in there. Poor bladez :(

    I think Riley is insane and enjoys codex getting irritated way to much. I love it :)

    GREAT JOB on the new episode!

  • Shellz

    I was, I so wish i was Zaboo Right now..
    One lucky little guy ;D
    Codex <3

  • fatlip

    yeah that would be really bad

  • What. The. Fuck.

    DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

  • Lethkhar

    Yeah, Mr. Wiggly’s gonna come along and kick some Axis ass once he’s done reading those guides!

  • mw

    is it Bryn Mawr? I went there!

  • Jester

    I hope it wouldn’t make your year.. lol… But yeah, talk about rough.. xD

  • mistwhisper117

    What game are Riley and Codex playing? Is it Halo? Halo music starts up later and in an earlier episode Riley says she plays Halo. Or is it some other game?

    “I would never run that fast down a hallway in real life.” And if it is Halo, what playlist are they playing?

  • Curly The Unicorn

    OMG, BLADEZZ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Aldar16

    I dont like that stupid fps girl D:. Felicia is very pretty. :) I like her smile. Greetings from Poland. Too bad we can’t watch the guild on xbox live.

  • DesertDweller

    Could it be Kim Evey’s?

  • Duh

    It’s “You’re” not “Your”. You’re not so smart yourself.

  • ORLY

    No way…
    *Runs out to buy WOW*

  • Lyca

    We’re watching an online show about video-game addicted MMORPGers. Are there really any people out there who don’t know what yuri is?

  • Alexbalex

    poor zaboo :D
    but when do the next eps come ?!??!
    CODEX<3

  • Kaliaila

    Maybe it’s just me but this episode I thought they introduced a way to get back at the AoA without Riley at all. I don’t really see her as being any kind of full ally, or really wanting to take charge of the others.

  • OhEmGee

    I think you’re reading far too much into Riley’s character… What makes you an expert on the human mind? Riley hasn’t shown enough character development or variety in personality (except for this sudden “lesbian” moment) for me to think she has some deeper character motives. Yes, “people are not always as they seem”, but unless Riley does a 180 in personality, I still won’t like her. And if this is all just a “front” as you suggest, I’ll probably like her even less. I may not like her, but I can at least respect her if she’s acting true to herself, but if she’s not, and she’s just being fake… that’s the type of character I dislike the most. Everyone has insecurities, it doesn’t mean you have to fake yourself out. If Codex and her become friends, that’s great, but I just don’t like her.

    I think it’s “stupid” to suggest someone commit Japanese suicide just because they expressed an opinion contrary to yours on a fictional character. I realize it was an attempt at humor, but you’re just being an internet jerk.

  • Obsessiforge

    erm…I think Winkles is actually a better bet for who’s going to take down the axis.

    AMIRITE? AM I RIGHT?!

  • Obsessiforge

    and by Winkles I meant Wiggly…my bad

  • Visui

    Wiggles will own you all.
    Mark my words.
    OWN.

  • Visui

    Please, no need to write reality. I think think Vork takes over again.

  • http://suburbanwildlifegarden.blogspot.com/ Dawn

    Well done. This is such a fun Season. I hope Zaboo survives. ;-)

  • http://seawolves.org/socom/ Peter Millar

    yeah eventually he does, but its the journey . Remember, its not a game, its an adventure !! :)

  • http://seawolves.org/socom/ Peter Millar

    does anyone else think that Bladez is in bad need of a nose job ????

  • http://seawolves.org/socom/ Peter Millar

    lol … oops did i say t hat out loud???

  • FreeBooteR

    Good episode. I think Bladezz is in need of some payback. He’s been too much of a victim so far. Let him go forth and be nasty back.

    Vork – Here’s a small exciting toy, roflmaosauce

    Just love how codex is showing some steel, but still has her vulnerable moments, totally hilarious.

    Anyone else notice Zaboo’s mysterious disappearing cellphone ;)

  • Gary

    I think Zaboo is a legend but damn him for interrupting them! :(

  • C0deZombie

    clara’s husband pwns, I hope he stays in the guild and I’m guessing on the next episode Rilely is gonna help the knights of get revenge and then shes gonna join the Guild.

  • C0deZombie

    No, but I do think his little sister is very amusing.

  • C0deZombie

    Really, talk about it.

  • C0deZombie

    Darn bladez is getting pawned left and righT. Not only will he have no money but a jail record as well.

  • Darien Fyrstrom

    Bladezz is probably going to end up pwning the Axis of Anarchy members. Hell hath no fury like a gamer pwned.

  • Yippyeyeoh

    hahaha thats funny, the amazing disappearing cell phone ftw

  • Zonmaster

    He was prolly tied up with the phone to get Rilely’s attention when he wakes up cuz his mouth was duct taped, and in this case the text message from Bladezz woke him, and just dropped it…No Plothole ^_^ If it was an “amazing disappearing cell phone” well Zaboo is a warlock =P

  • Robert

    Were it not for the hilarity of your comment, I would protest. But, alas, I respect the ownage.

  • Robert

    I think Tink is actually playing the AoA for the KoG. She’ll steal their bank, and is keeping everyone in the dark to keep them from spoiling her plans. Mwahaha!

  • Zonmaster

    EPISODE 7 O M G!!!

  • Terrapin

    Unless of course Riley’s just trying to get into the guild by temporarily seducing Codex.
    Also, yet another female who thinks Felicia Day is just adorable.
    And another who is ridiculously frustrated about The Guild not being available on anything other than youtube outside of the states. I went all the way to downloading Zune, googling a US town to get a false postcode, and to the ‘buy all’ page, when it decided that it was unavailable in my region. Well, screw you microsoft, screw you.

  • http://seawolves.org/socom/ Peter Millar

    Awesome Terrapin, you share my thoughts on how riley is seducing codex to get into the guild?
    As for microsoft. It truly amazes me how Microsoft has made “microserfs” of the world yet they cant deliver certain content to all of it. You go girl. state your case.

  • Stephanie

    No way he is really hot and that is just mean

  • Yannick

    Riley never fails to make me laugh. This episode, no exception. Go girl!

  • ronald harris

    reminds me of my baby sis always using my stuff..uuuuhhhgood times we get old so fast

  • irulez2

    lol thers ganna be some lesbi stuff goin on between riley and codex aka cyd dam zaboo from stopping that!…lol