The Guild

  • Michael

    Press the button when i do that. LOL
    Ever the tank, Vork stands in front defending his cloth wearers LOL

  • Razzaak

    ROFL…

    It’s a power drink! hahaha.

  • Nikolaj

    Seeing as how there’s a recession at the moment, I suppose Vork must’ve been funding massive public works. I guess that’s why he’s having a hard time saving up gold for the guild hall. :D

  • Colleen

    Fawkes needs to seduce again again and use it as an opportunity to destroy the Knights of Good in their own Guild Hall.

    Can you imagine seeing Felicia literally brought to her knees in front of Fawkes? So sexy :)

  • Angela — Nokomys

    Talk about a two hander…….what?

    Clara’s back YAY!!!

    This is by far my favorite episode this season. Everyone is hilarious. XD

  • Angela — Nokomys

    If only your weapons in game could have Tazer enchants! LOL’d

  • Reuben

    this = so good

    i love you all

  • http://www.npccomic.com/ Mary Varn

    My favorite line was Vork’s addendum to “It’s urine.”
    “From my penis.”

    Love this episode!

  • logan

    did any one else find it funny vork was fully ready to taser someone no matter who they were ……..

  • Hannah

    Awesome episode. I’m glad Tink and Clara are back! Can’t wait to see what kind of business they start ;)

  • Lauren

    Great episode, love how the kids were playing with the blender. It was almost as good as when her son was gnawing on the electrical outlet thing in seaeson 1…

  • Josh

    I love this!

    “Press the button when i do that, Press the button!”

    Keep up the good work guy. :)

  • Lucas Almeida

    I can only say ‘good luck, vork, being around those two!’

  • http://twitter.com/wrenaria Wrenaria

    Another fabulous episode. Sooo funny. Can’t wait for the next one. Also can’t wait for more Fawkes-Codex interactions. XD

  • Jade Rothwell

    OMG need more guild nao :-P

    sooo good!

  • http://maddogsalamander.blogspot.com Maddog Salamander

    Too many great lines, but the teaser said it all…you jinxed it. I can’t wait to see how the jinxing unfolds.

  • Troublemaker

    Best episode of the season yet.

    I like the beginning where Codex says “jooooob”… reminds me of Dory in Finding Nemo, when she speaks Whale :P

  • Cyan

    LOL, I love when the kids are playing with the blender and Clara just says “…Meh.” xD

    Great writing. Great episode. <3

  • Amy

    Look at Vork’s face when he sees it’s Zabbo’s mom….. I see fireworks ;)

  • fuzzy

    cool beans

  • Hadmic

    “Press the button when I do that. Press the button!

  • princeofelves

    HAHAHA , “press the buttin when I do that, Press the button”

  • http://hotmail tara

    i think it is fashion

  • Acey

    Gah! I love it so much.

  • kyle

    Press the button!
    Watched that end bit about 50 times

  • kyle

    HEHEH I named her Harriot

  • chris

    So awesome! :)

  • AWESOME

    Thats urine, UGH, from my penis. ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL

    This episode is one of the best so far imo, I was laughing irl! IRL!

  • Arili

    Lightning/shock effects. Got that covered.

  • jmacpepe

    press the button vork !! xD

    awesoomee :P

  • GSV

    Probably true love for Vork.

    Son…

    Dad?!?

  • Kristin

    lol zaboo is sooo much funnier now that he is hiding his love for codex

  • Emberli

    lol yeah; I thought it was funny because he was prepared that no matter who it was they were going down!

  • John

    Ugh, this season is just getting more and more lame. The guild crew is capable of making funnier episodes than this, what’s going on?

  • Mavair

    “Unicorn tapestry”, “That’s urine. From my penis.”, “Real life levelling trend”
    The Guild just keeps getting better and better. Wonder what season 4 finale would be? :D

  • ßram

    i gotta agree with john about this season. and a question, when are you going to have jace on? if its not going to be funny, at least you can blame ace hole. (sorry jace, had to)

    STEED!

  • Reik

    Really? I thought his episode was great, (though I do agree the last few before were lacking, or felt short) and it seems a lot of others are posting saying how much they liked it as well.

  • Julian

    Ikr? It NEVER gets old! xD If only that would happen in rl x3

  • nikita

    I am sooooooo happy to See Viji Nathan back on the Guild!!! Her tremendous talent and expressive face was really missed in the previous season. Can’t wait to see more of Viji’s fine performances!!

  • Mike

    Is it just me or is anyone else glad wiggly is back! P.S best episode this season. I wonder what business tink and clara are going to make. lol =)

  • Some Guy

    OMFG I love the part when Vork says “Thats urine…From my penis”

  • Alexis

    Awh, it was over so quickly!
    I’m very interested in Clara and Tink’s business. (:
    And Zaboo’s mother coming to see him? Hmm…

    Can’t wait to find out what happens next!

  • http://Shaman.Botanicals.org Mahoney

    Yeah like he said!! XD

  • Pi

    From my penis…LOL

  • thelilgamer

    lol this is random but at 2:43 in the background I HAVE THE SAME PHONE, epic’d

  • Cuppincakes

    Erm…yeah, sure. I don’t think so!

    It’ll be great, regardless. Unicorn tapestries for everyone!

  • http://www.evcitadel.com Naturality

    While hearing “Why did I say that? I just totally jinxed it…”, I read “Special thanks to J!NX”. What’s going on here? Some kind of delicious, good looking conspiracy?!

    :o Why did I say that? I just totally jinxed it.

  • deathly

    Best episode of the new series so far. The zippy dialogue is back :)

  • Steve

    Vork with a tazer FTW!

  • Gamer_Gurl

    Yay Mr. Wiggly is back hehe. Love Clara and her family.

    Mr: you have a job.. As a mom (looks at kids and seeing them playing with the blender)
    Clara: Meh

    Zaboo: Press the button when I do that.. Press the button

  • http://exalted.spruz.com/ Tim Evans

    Once again you guy’s have made a great video. Keep up the good work.

  • Olaf

    Best one yet! The first season is my favorite so I’m hoping we’ll get some of the great one liners back.

  • Geoff

    I’m liking Zaboo a lot in this season, he’s more entertaining, and just seems to be more likable… Vork himself is just hilarious, I mean every time he appears in this season, he’s always had something funny to say… So far, my favorite is “if you’re not mining, you’re dead to me”

  • http://twilight-edge.com Silhouette

    My favourite line was probably ‘Rococo’ed’ because I was an art major and I thought that subtle humour was hilarious.

    After, of course, Zaboo and his ‘push the button when I do that’ line. XD

    Tink and Clara trying to make real money? I see it ending in disaster. o_o; I hope it works though.

    And I feel a bit sorry for Clara’s husband. She ignores him and her children. Why is he staying with her?

  • Katie

    One of the best episodes by far. Keep up the amazing work, guys!

  • SMS

    The HD version from the Zune marketplace doesn’t seem to be working; am I the only one having this problem?

  • Colleen

    Awwwwww

  • Elixii

    “That’s urine… From my penis.” ~~~ <3

  • APP

    The way she says “Darla and Pancake” is just hilarious.

  • BeccaM

    I’ve noticed the same problem — Zune is playing the low-res Device version, even though it downloaded the HD one. I was able to play the HD version by browsing to the location on my disk and opening it with Windows Media Player.

    But if I open the WMV with anything else, it’s corrupted or unplayable. I suspect there’ll be a reload at some point…

  • Christian Edvardsson

    Haha, i just love these people. 5 out of 5 as always :)

  • TobyT

    ROFLMAO!!!

    Boss on front door step….Press the button! Classic!

  • Hothobbit

    I liked, “I said nothing, corpse.” Lol!

  • Shannon

    “Gabby?!” “Meh..”
    Best. <3
    Love this show.

  • Lisel

    The sex must be out of this world…..

  • Westward

    Great episode!! Keep it up!

  • Yun

    Nah. Tink and Clara are designated winners. They exist to be successful because their success will torment Codex, who is the Chew Toy/Woobie in this series.

  • Agent Kablamajam

    Funny as heck episode. uh yeah where else does urine come from and Mr. Wiggle is back! With a name like wiggly there has to be more comedy down that alley.

  • http://www.trailertracker.wordpress.com izikavazo

    The comedic timing of The Guild is just great, but Robin Thorsen’s delivery is by far my favorite.

  • kil

    I Love This Show So Much That I have watched it like 700 time told all my friends and they watch it too i am hear for ever new episode and new anything. Watching this show has made me feel like i am in the show that is what i like about it you guys should make a T.V show because it would be a great big hit.

  • FM

    I love THE GUILD have since i discovered it!

    But i must say this season there are a few scenes that are “OFF” in the delivery part/energy by vork, codex, and bladezz. Feels alittle contrived in some of the deliveries (some of the whines of shame, comebacks and snide remarks, vorks door scene with Zaboos mom etc)

    I went back and watched a few earlier season episodes of the person(s) i thot had an off scene or two…and i saw alot more energy and spontaneity.

    Not sure if its because they are rushing to get em out, got sponsors and are under alittle pressure, or busier or fame has taken hold :)

    I do wanna give props to Clara shes very spot on with her delivery…and reactions…very good acting.

    Of course only mentioning it because the cast says they read these and maybe it can help :)

    Still a big fan just what i noticed!

  • http://twilight-edge.com Silhouette

    Haha true. Or maybe, just maybe, he keeps her grounded and she used to spend time with the kids before she picked up the game.

    I should think too deeply into this series. XD But, still.

  • http://twilight-edge.com Silhouette

    Really? I’m not familiar with that trope, but I’d assume Codex is finding her confidence and growing as a person. I don’t think she’d be the punching bag, if that analogy is correct. I see that more for Zaboo, he’s ignored a lot hehe.

    And I’m not sure Codex is really too involved right now with the Guild Hall issue. She seems more concerned about Fawkes.

  • Trueheart

    “Press the button when I do that. Press it!”
    Haha so great. Creepy mom is back!

  • Shoshinkai

    As funny as ever…

    some people were saying that this show was losing it’s luster…
    This episode should shut them up.

    It’s would be cool if you actually had a full show like The office or 30rock because this show is just as if not funnier imo.

  • http://www.cordialcat.com Carla

    “That’s urine,”
    “Gah!”
    “From my penis.”
    EEWWW! Thanks for the info, Vork! How creepy is Zaboo’s mom? A birthday text, and she shows up at his door! I feel like this season started slow, but it’s starting to pick up! Keep up the good job, guys!

  • IhavaVendetta

    I disagree do not make a TV show. The fact that your watching it on your computer really does make you feel part of it since all the characters are talking to a webcam…for the most part…to the cast great job…complimented’d

  • john smith

    i love the guild but it seems to me that so far all of season 4 is very .. mediocre .. like something that would have 2 video’s a week or something like that.. i mean a whole year per season idk im starting to sound like a troll so im gonna stop .. just wish they would choose to be either super awsome every episode .. or stick to this and post more often .. and get rid of the whole 1 year wait inbetween

  • BeccaM

    I redownloaded today and it seems to be okay now.

  • Stirling

    Codex is so cute in the intro.

    And I love the Cheesy Beards angles. I now have every t-shirt except the one with Vork’s face, and only because it wasn’t in my size.

    KEEP GOING, GUILDIES!

  • Mwaller5

    The Guild FTW!!!

  • Shelley

    Vork is my favourite character, and I am delighted that he once again comes up against Zaboo’s mom, who is in many ways his opposite.

    Clara is really wonderful too, and so is Mr. Wiggly.

    How can I wait until next week?

  • Dave

    I swer if there is going to be a season 5 I’m going to do some halucinaries with all the lights off, freeze fram codex and start brainstorming things to do with her! LOL funnies shows on the net, Hottest geek in the planet!!!

  • Dave

    few spelling erorrs there, lol can you blame me i mean look at Cyd?

  • JP

    Press the button while I do that, PRESS THE BUTTON!

    HAHAHAHAHA EPIC!

  • blattu

    fishy-lips… cracks me up woot!

  • AJ

    ‘Cheese tray”…….Hahahahahahaaahaa

  • David

    That was mint “Press the button when I do that”.

  • Martha

    Hey,

    I would like to congratulate the cast and all the people that make these episodes possible. They are great!
    I just feel a little bit disappointed because the episodes are not as long as they used to be :( .

    Anyway, go on with The Guild <3.

    A fan.

  • Pat Powers

    It’s a mark of the writing on this show that I totally understand why Zaboo wants Vork to tase his mom. “Press the button when I do that!”

  • Meagan

    They totally need to hook up in one episode! I would love to see Zaboo’s reaction, omg! “Mom…?!”

  • Tami

    I love how Zaboo’s mom doesn’t even flinch when a guy holding a live taser answers it…hahaha

  • TofoeBob

    Press the button when I do that. Press the button.

  • supafly

    agreed’d.

    don’t make people who live on computers go to TVs!

    PCs ftw.

  • MidnightAngel

    I don’t see what people are complaining about. I think this season is as good as all the others. Keep up the good work!

  • http://thebrotherhoodscreed.webs.com/ Ray

    ZOMG ZOMG Cliffhanger!!!!!!

  • http://community.watchtheguild.com/profile/PiracyLtd PiracyLtd

    o my o.o

  • thunderbaby

    Hope there’s some wine with that cheese.

    Clara and I are one in the same. I hope to be as great a mom one day…

    My boyfriend’s nickname is Wiggly…

  • Hiai

    How is it that The Guild just keeps getting better and better? Such quotable lines this time…

    “That’s urine. From my penis.” rofl I love Vork so much

    “Cheese tray, Wiggly!” Clara is so hilarious. And Wiggly is getting better and better as time wears on. I vote for more Wiggly!

    But how will Zaboo and Vork clear the Mom Boss by themselves this time?!?!!? Last time it took the whole guild..how will they do it with naught but a tank and one dps, no heals!?!?!

  • zybex86

    PRESS THE BUTTON! Epic ;)

    LOLED HARD!

  • Seadog

    Total Epic Boss, Zaboo’s Mom is Back…..But a long Rez time. Has to be a 25 man raid, at least an Heroic!

    Best line…”Look Forward to filigree out your butthole…and cupid add on’s…………..
    I Wanna Raid With Tink….She’s so deliciously Vicious

  • Nairabrab

    Im a great fan of The Guild, shame about the audience. How many ‘push the button’ quotes can you ppl post? (and now you have ME doing it).
    While I hope episodes would come out faster but I settle for slower delivery but excellent quality! Try not to rush it like you did end of S3 – imnsho from the point where other guild is met; culminating in really dreadful LAN knockout competition was prolly written inside 10 minutes. Predictable, lacking atmosphere, unfunny. Was thinking you got bored with the series and wanted to ‘tie up loose ends’ and move on to something else.
    I am SO glad you recovered in S4 :) Well done!
    BTW: why oh why did you pull The Guild from YouTube?? You wouldn’t exist without it, and now you are cutting off a lot of your viewers that wont bother to follow you to here :( (

  • Bringit97

    Vork is officially a badass from the tazer scene

  • Kevin

    I LOVE YOU CLARA

  • Klaridon

    Lol @ the end, Hey mum! *pushes Vork’s arm* Push the button….push the button when i do that *pushes Vork’s arm again*
    OMG I JUST REALISED, THE RESPAWN TIMER ON ZABOO’S MOTHER MUST BE UP LIKE VORK SAID BACK IN THE FIRST SEASON! :O!!!!!!!

  • hylke

    Isn’t it a great idea to make longer episodes… I mean man 5 minutes is to short!

    I would like 20 minute episodes, like shows as south park or family guy

  • http://youtube.com/TeeHee335 Katie

    yea cause i feel like its going by to fast and i have to watch it a couple of times to remeber what happpend on like family guy i remember what happend like when the family was going on a trip and stewie went back to bed and was left with his teddy bear who stares at me ALL THE TIME!!!!

  • Becca

    Cheesybeards.info is real! Gasp!

  • Valdamy

    CheesyBeards!!

    How not to love the “Proudly powered by Cyd Sherman” thing on the boddom.

  • Kheld

    That has to be one of the funniest episodes yet, just totally awesome!

    The delivery is spot on too, “Press the button” haha!

  • lawliebites

    lolol D= my ex-boyfriend use to pee in bottles cause he was too lazy to get up from the computer too ;A; bwahahaha but still hellz hillarious!!!

  • SPELLS

    ITS EXCELENT!

  • Darkreign

    lol i love these guys. I play FFXI waiting for XIV not a WoW head but a MMo is a MMo. What i can see next or comeing up is that somethings going to happen with tink (smokein hot) and Clair where there internet bussiness will somehow be turned into RMT (real money trade) and get there accounts band or something funny. Zabos mom and Vork will have a relationship , And Our 2 happy Fast food rejects will get fired or…. Codex wont but Blaze will. (think about it show needs drama , comic humor , and some sence of reality that us MMO people know about lol) I love the show keep up the awesome work

  • http://www.watchtheguild.com/the-guild/the-guild-s minishadow

    i bet vork and zaboos mom will have fun together lol

  • Osten

    Discovered this series yesterday and just finished trawling through the archive; finally up to date. The appearance of Will Wheaton last season made me sqeee for sure. In a Kilt! Outstanding work from all the actors and the writing is excellent. Keep it up guys!

  • xorderofchaosx

    If they’re rushed at all, it’s only because we love it so haha.

  • jo_jo_blueeyes

    These episodes can NOT come out fast enough! I love them! To be honest, I was a computer geek but not into gaming. However I thought this show was amazing so I started gaming…Fantasia… yeah, its cutsy but I like it. Also, when my friends and I first started watching The Guild, we thought it was great and by season three we were gaming together in our own guild. So when we were deciding on names….unbeknown to me…my guild decided to call my Ms. Wiggles. I can’t say I blame them, but I’m getting super better! OH……and I kept the name, I mean who am I to argue with guild logic. :)

  • Laura

    “. . . from my penis.” What wonderful outrage! that was awesome.

  • Dave

    well what the hell man, I wouldnt dump her after the first night , only an idiot would do that ! Hell I’d marry a geek that dorky and cute if she is anything like her role in the show, I’d really like to date her avater so to speak!!!

  • GamerGrannie

    rofl.. for real!!!!!
    they think of EVERYTHING!!!

  • Linda

    I’d love a glimpse of the Knights of Good guild forum.

  • STroB

    ‘Press the buton when i do this… Press the buton…’

    xD

    I love Zaboo… xD

    This guys made me play MMORPG’s again… xD

  • Codex1

    Love that episode. Vork rules with the deadpan.

  • ggfdgdfgdfg

    butt pirate

  • Dittman

    Haha I love how you used the Simply Apple jug for the “Pee” =) i love that stuff

  • Nairabrab

    Its time for another episode guys!
    I’m getting withdrawal syndromes

  • Tim

    …THE GUILD knows what it is doing…ever since the first episode “Wake Up Call”…
    …Glad to see they are continuing to stay true to themselves and what makes the series so much fun…
    …Thanks for THE GUILD…Thanksded…LOL

  • Xenexis

    not too strong of a cliffhanger this time, yet I still can’t wait until next episode… because I know how good the program is not because of a cliffhanger.

  • Ghost467

    Press the button when I do that, press it.

  • http://jasonluper.com Tibbles

    Don’t be a giant douche. its a web show on a budget and they nail their genre. When you have a show we can compare timing.

  • Executable

    “It’s because you have been pounding Energy Drinks!”
    “It’s urine!”
    “AGH! *drops the urine jar*”
    “-From my penis!”

    Haha, That had me laughing for 2 minutes.

  • Vork’s long-lost son

    To be fair I think FM has a point, some of the deliveries have felt a bit off so far, but I still think this is the best season yet. I don’t know how Vork manages to make being ruthlessly deadpan so funny, but I pledged myself eternally to his service the moment he shouted “banjo factory”.

  • http://www.grimgoblin.deviantart.com Promethio

    I’m sure I’m not the only one to think that this is the best season yet! Only 5 episodes in and I feel like a lot of the jokes are already classics.
    Zaboo in particular is totally spot on with delivery!

  • Matthew

    she’s so cute, i want to put things in her mouth… like lolipops and candies and stuff.

  • http://wheecomputers.com Hanarambi

    you are being a bit of a douche Tibbles, fm was only making constructive critisism nothing more. he was not dissing the show or anything, we all love the show, its a genuis of the idea, and its freaking great for a web show.

  • Tom

    pfft Keynsian econmics… no wonder he is loosing

  • http://www.youtube.com/danbonrp dan

    wow great mom lol

  • http://www.youtube.com/danbonrp dan

    shes a great mom lol

  • Justen

    Anyone notice they said “CheesyBreads” instead of “CheesyBeards” about 50 times?

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  • Tiril Marie

    i love the guild! :D keep going n lot of people will be happy :3 love ya!!!!! <3<3

  • Steve

    That’s urine….from my penis

  • natalie

    lol, love the guild

  • slupka

    Every boss has it’s respawn timer:P

  • sexywrm

    lol…….poor mr.wiggly…..he should start his own guild….and here comes zaboo’s momzilla

  • WoW not wow

    This entire season should be about that portrait of Wheaton/Fox and Codex.

  • sms

    No luck, mine’s still broken. Ah well, guess I’ll have to deal with SD video for that one.

  • Tim

    “…I’ve been practicing classic keyensian economics and I’m only up to twenty-seven…!!!” (Vork)
    …He would do alot better if he tried Austrian economics… ;)
    …winkied…lol

  • http://NONE Kevin Carey

    I actually ordered a CheesyBeards T shirt from Jinx.com
    I love the pirate burger on it and people ask me if its a real restaurant

  • Ashana

    Y’know what the most worrying thing is? It’s all so damn recognisable! *Is the first female leader of her guild on WoW* Lots of laughs, keep up the awesome work! ;-)

  • Renvi

    lol no they didn’t. XD

  • Akanit Kuntolbutra

    The guild is the best series ever! Makes alot of gamers like us happy!

  • Rafael

    haha this is such awsome stuff :D – cracks me up every time

  • Lethkhar

    Austrian Economics is unscientific drivel. Any economist worth their degree will tell you that. >_>

  • Maty

    That’s opinion, not fact.

  • Tim

    …”They’re called layers hater” (Bladaezz)…
    …hahahaaahahha

  • Richard

    Yeah, I was thinking the same thing when Vork said that.

  • Anna

    “Press the button when I do that. PRESS the button.”

  • Alice

    lol the End Was spectacular ,,,, i should really start using shorter words .. .

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/frozenexoskeleton KJC

    Clara and I have the exact same mouse O.o

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