Season 3 Episode 5 is POSTED!
We’re happy to announce that Guild Season 3 Episode 5 “Application’d” is now live. After watching it, you might remember this from before.
Streaming on MSN
Downloadable in HD on Xbox
Downloadable on Zune
We are working towards a resolution for international Xbox release, please check with @theguild on twitter for updates.
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lol, Zaboo back to you home Codex ?
with girlfriend? Menage a trois ? 
If so, I volunteer to step in and play Zaboo for the filming of that episode!
I second that… minus me having to wear the french maid outfit… May the +5 sexderity gear but not the maid set. Roflmao.
LOL… what a relationship!… It is true that Clara’s husband has to do something too for the marriage… Not all the stuff but a bit.. Is great to watch another episode guys, can’t wait to see another… and… please! upload the words… i really have troubles hearing zaboo’s dialogues… we are a lot forgein speaking fans!
Excellent episode! It’d be interesting to see Clara’s husband be n00bish around the guild.
“Uh…I played some Pong in my day.”
“What’s Pong?”
“I can see that this is in color…”
I bet Clara’s husband will end up kicking everyone’s booty!
me too!
me three
Mr. Wiggly will pwn those nubs in Axis of Anarchy.
eeehhh… another episode of the guild, just awesome…
Codex looking great as always!!! =D
Love her T-shirt!
This episode here is exactly why I don’t handle my guilds recruitment because all the freaks come out.
If you can’t beat em join em lol I got my hubby playing as well. We’re a$$ kickers x)
These episodes just get funnier and funnier. I nearly busted a gut with the guild submissions. Looks like the guild will be doing the newbie zone raids for a while lol.
I’m thinking tall hot girl Riley will be FPSing her way into the guild with mercenary vigor soon.
Actually, I bet Riley would join the Axis of Anarchy before she would join the Knights of Good. That might be how things end between her and Zaboo, actually.
Oh ya. The fun they could have with a “shoot-’em-up-and-splatter-’em” Halo player in WOW is just too tempting.
great episode xD
when whats-her-name called zaboo Bad Horse i thought of Dr Horrible =P
loved the “instead of racy vampire novels” comment, racy vampire novels are awesome xD
Unholy crap BM, it just keeps getting better. THANK YOU !!!
Omgosh how funny! They all crack me up. Love The Guild!
lol love it so much.
ppl get used to the name because i will be everywhere
They keep getting funnier and funnier! Everyone is so great together. Riley is sexy, but Codex will always be the “hot girl”! Gotta love sexy, nerdy gamer-girls!
I vote for soon-to-become-zealot Mr.Wiggly to be new guild leader and soon the members of A$$es of Anarchy will want to join the new & improved KOG!
I love that Zaboo is wearing a Legend of Neil tshirt! WIN!!!
I saw that too and had to chuckle.
But, seriously, the submissions were hilarious.
hahaha self advertising ftw! Just a little taste for those of us who missed not having a Legend of Neil episode this week =(
tink needs to come back
Lol! I love these episodes! But haveing them once a week is so crazy! I want more a week!!! Codex looking as beautiful as she always is. Clara.. lol I love you!
Thank you for posting an update about getting the Guild on Xbox Live Internationaly. For now though thanks for posting this here so I can watch the episodes weekly still.
This episode wasn’t as funny as the last one but it will be cool to see Clara and her husband playing the game together.
So who is the guy with the cats?
Aww, what a short episode. :-/
Can’t wait to see how things will develop with Clara’s husband. That was really hysterical… poor guy!
Vork is awesome! find some wifi and come back. You’re so funny!
I was hoping Bladez saved that orb for Clara. o.O
Hey any one know when episode 6 comes out ?
Zaboo is wearing the shirt for the web show he’s directing!! (Legend of Neil) I’m laughing so hard and going all…. what is is this feeling…. that’s been locked away for years…. it’s… it’s…. fangirling..? I’m fangirling again?! Holy St. Francis I’m fangirling!!
Anyway, love the shirt Zaboo. Keep it up.
finally!! something in season 3 worth laughing about. but why did I have to wait 5 episodes to get it? too much drama this season, too little nerdy satire.
If you didn’t laff at ep 4 then you retahded
I got the rejection letter for my worst Guild Candidate entry and thought, My stuff was WAY funnier than the other ones (okay one or two of them were really good, but hey, ego isn’t all bad). Anyways, now that I’ve seen the episode, I TOTALLY see why I wasn’t chosen.
A little too close to Clara and her Husband’s subplot it seems.
In fact, it was scary how close I was.
Ah well, the price of genius (yours and mine both)
A few times, some guys’ GF or wife [and yes, they were actually female, one actually very cute gamer chick--like Codez
] ended up spending more time with me though some MMO than with the sig. other. I smell trouble for Clare.
I saw Codex with Jimmy Fallon tonight =D I was coincidentally watching The Guild and the episode they showed on the show.
You guys are doing a great job! <3
Awesome.
I love Clair’s comment when she is hiding, I don’t know to interact with him unless there is a screen involved. Now that sounds like something an MMO’er would say….Rolfmao
greeaaat
It is really hard to understand – not only as a german fan but also as a hard-of-hearing… human? Character?
What ever 
english subtitles will help a lot! Not only for foreign language speakers but also all the nice people with… tomatoes in the ears! .. funny picture
Another hilarious ep.
only recently discovered this as someone posted a video link to (do you wanna) date my avatar (season 3 preview i think) but have watched em all a few times now.
its strange cos this a little like my guild… :-/ ^^
What is really weird and really sad, those submissions really aren’t that far off from reality.
Hahah admit it codex, you want him
hehe and love the idea clar!
Okay… I admit it. I watched this video about eight times just for ‘Lord Bolio’s’ face when he says “Guiiiiilddd.”
Exactly. I love him.
best episode so far this season. nice to see a little backbone from codex. Yay for character developement!
….what about nude guild partys? come on codex
Tink is super hot, this show show should have more Tink
Ha a LON shirt and Noyying hot chick says “BAD HORSE”
nice.
now ask FD if she ever read that bad horse fanfic…..
I watched all those applications back when you ran the contest, but I really have to say that you did an awsome job of editing them together like that. It made a great sequence and made them all the more impressive. I’m going to guess that the plan is to include the full application videos as a bonus on the Season 3 DVD?
Great stuff, and I love where this plot is going. I pity Clara’s kids though, if both their parents get addicted to the game they are going to wind up with Children’s Aid services taking them…
PS: Kudos on the retro game reference! I love the early computer games. Esspecially text based adventures, even without graphics they are so much fun.
Oh man, gnomes are real… and they are twins! hahah
I just kinda watched the Season 1 & 2 (I didn’t know what was The Guild but got curious when I saw that “You wanna date my Avatar” video).
I gotta say Zaboo is my favorite character: at start I really didn’t like him, he was like this horny little pup trying to fuck your leg and Codex is just too good for him… But then you end up hoping Codex and Zaboo to be together as a couple. He is so funny, very good acting.
You are guys a re reallt fantastic!
Clara’s playing the game… Mr Wigly is playing the game… man, their babies are DOOMED! :S
It just hit me… isn’t the leader of Axis of Anarchy Wes from Star Trek TNG? I think my inner trekkie is about to have a heart attack.
No, it’s not him, but I see what you’re seeing. I thought so too, at first.
It is, Looked it up on IMDB to ne sure. Wonder if theyre gonna recruit antother former child stars to be on the show… I hear Gary Colman is available.
Did anyone else notice how the girl applying to the guild looked like Lois Lane from smallville (erica durance). I had to go look up and make sure it wasn’t her, despite the unlikelyness of it, it really looks like her, who is that?
That is really cool I look like Lois Lane, but sadly, no, I’m just a lowly WOW player.
Hi, Kim I tried to send this to tweeter but it’s busy! so here it goes: can you tell me what your character says in the cameo before “I’m looking to expand my horizons with a new guild”? I didnt quite catch it. As someone else said, there are many foreigners following the series! thanks.
Love the shirt on Zaboo!!!
Hahahah Hmm the sad thing is I could totally relate to the ” I played Pong as a kid” comment too funny , and bladezz “What’s Pong?”
I played pong as a young adult…
…when it was new.
I can totally relate.
Things have changed a lot.
I can’t tell you how amusing and comically inspirational The Guild is! This recent cast shows a bit more courage in Codex and some fantastic twists!
lol this show always makes me laugh. keep doing what you do
Got my support /no.1
Heard about the show from the http://www.galacticawatercooler.com podcasts (2 podcasts on The Guild). I love checking out what they review and your show sounded great. It is! I also enjoyed the interviews you guys granted them. Sounds like you are a fun bunch of people. Keep up the good work!
I think I got “most guys just call me DG” part. Just tell me the name of the character. Dumbandgumb? something like that?
Some people asked that the words be posted, so here’s my take: if I got something wrong please tell me.
THEGUILD SEASON 3 EPISODE 5 – THE GUILD – TEMPORADA 3 EPISÓDIO 5
CODEX: STUPID ASSES OF ANARCHY – TAKING ADVANTAGE OUTSIDE THE GAME LIKE THAT? WHAT A SKINKY REALITY SHOW MOVE…
FINE! TINK IS MOVING ON, THE KNIGHTS OF GOOD ARE MOVING ON. I JUST POSTED A CALL FOR VIDEO SUBMISSIONS FOR NEW GUILD MEMBERS ON THE OFFICIAL FORUMS. I KNOW THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE JUST WAITING TO… (READS FROM A MANUAL
CALLED GUILD LEADERSHIP) ALIGN THEIR GUILD ASPIRATIONS AND PLAYSTYLES WITH OUR OWN UNIQUE NEEDS. I CANT WAIT TO BE THE ONE PICKING SOMEONE RATHER THAN SOMEONE PICKING ME. THIS WAY THERE’S NO WAY I CAN BE REJECTED! HEHE! I’M AN EGO HALF-EMPTY KIND OF GIRL…
LORD BOLIO: HELLO CODEX, I AM LORD BOLIO, AND THIS IS MY FORMAL APPLICATION TO TAKE PART OF YOUR GUILLLLD.(CREEPY SMILE)
COSPLAYER DRESSED AS MAGE: I SAW YOUR GUILD INVITATION… VEEEERY INTERESTING!
GIRL: MY NAME IS DUMANDGUM AND I’M DEEGEE… AND I’M LOOKING TO EXPAND MY HORIZONS WITH A NEW GUILD
STRÿDËR: MY NAME IS STRYDER – (SPELLING) – S-T-R-UMLAUT-Y-D UMLAUT E CAPITAL R.
TWINS: #1 – HELLO, WE’RE TWINS; #2- WE’RE NOT NOOBS…
GUY: I’M A FANTASTIC TEAM PLAYER, (IN A MORE AGGRESSIVE VOICE)YOU KNOW, I HAVE A MUST FOR BLOOD!
MUTE DWARF
LORD BOLIO: QUESTING IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS…
GUY#2: IM A WIZARD!
LORD BOLIO: I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, AND SAY: WHERE AM I GOING TO QUEST TODAY?
BLONDE GUY: I WOULD KILL TO BE PART OF YOUR GUILD… LITERALLY!
LORD BOLIO: MY RL JOB IS TEACHING HIGH SCHOOL TRIGONOMETRY. BO-RING!
GUY#3: (SCREECHY VOICE)ARE YOU READY TO RIIIIIDE!
MUTE DWARF AGAIN
GUY#3: I SAID: ARE YOU READY TO RIIIIIDE!
GUY#2: I FOR ONE AM NOT A VIOLENT PERSON… I AM! [HE PROBABLY HAS A SPLIT PERSONALITY]
TWINS: AHHH!
WIZARD CONCENTRATES ON HIS WAND AND IS APPARENTLY TRYING TO CAST A SPELL
LORD BOLIO: ALL RIGHT THIS IS LORD BOLIO, SIGNING OFF SEE YOU SOON
GUY#2: PLEASE, (AGGRESSIVE) TAKE US! AHAHAHAH!
BLADEZZ:YEAH THAT WAS A BUFFET OF HUMANITY I WISH I’LL NEVER HAVE TO SAMPLE!
CODEX: AW, COME ON, A FEW OF THOSE APPLICATIONS LOOK… OKAY…
VORK: THE ONLY OPINION I WILL VOICE IS THAT I WOULDNT TRUST ANY OF THEM WITH A GUN IN THE EVENT OF A DOMESTIC
INSURGENCE.
CODEX: THAT’S YOUR MEASURE OF A GUILD MEMBER? REALLY?
VORK: YOU BARELY PASSED.
CLARA: WHATS WRONG WITH THE GUY WHO TALKED POETRY? IS HE A SENATOR OR SOMETHING?
CODEX: ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE HAS TO DO! WE CAN’T EXPERIENCE THE NEW EXPANSION CONTENT WITHOUT A FULL PARTY! I WANNA
PLAY!
CLARA: (WHISPERING) MEEEE TOOOO!
BLADEZZ: CREEEPY WHISPER!
CLARA: I’M IN THE CLOSET HIDING FROM MY HUSBAND BECAUSE WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE SPENDING TIME TOGETHER, BUT I DON’T
KNOW HOW TO INTERACT WITH HIM WITHOUT A SCREEN INVOLVED! LET’S JUST FIND TINK AND GAME!
CODEX: IT’S NOT GONNA HAPPEN, SHE’S NOT COMING BACK. MOVING ON!
VORK: I DON’T MEAN TO CRITICIZE…
CODEX: THEN DON’T!IF YOU ARE NOT TAKING BACK GUILD LEADER, THEN DON’T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL.(SILENCE. VORK AND
CLARA LOOK STUNNED) SAY SOMETHING SO I CAN FURTHER YOU TAKING BACK THIS JOB NOW… PLEASE!
VORK: NO! BECAUSE I’M ABOUT TO LOG OFF, I CAN’T CONDUCT MY INTERNET BUSINESS COMFORTABLY WHEN I’M USING A WI-FI
ACCESS POINT NAMED SCUZZBUCKETLICKMYPONYBUTT!
BLADEZZ: SCUZZBUCKETLICKMYPONYBUTT?THAT’S THE FIRST TIME I’VE LAUGHED ALL DAY!
(DENA COMES TO BLADEZZ’S COMPUTER WITH HIS FACE ON A STICK)
BLADEZZ: DENA! DENA! DARN, I HATE YOU!
ZABOO: HEY EX-GIRLFREND! I NEED SOME QUICK ADVICE! WHEN YOU ARE USING HANDCUFFS WHILE FOOLING AROUND, RIGHT,
YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LEAVE THE PERSON TIED UP ALL NIGHT OUTSIDE, PRETTY SURE THAT’S NOT A COOL SEX SKIT…
CODEX: OTHER THAN IN SOME RACY VAMPIRE LITERATURE I READ, NO…
ZABOO: GOOD. OK.
CODEX: ZABOO, IF RILEY IS MAKING YOU DO THINGS THAT MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE…
ZABOO: NO,NO, I MEAN, SHE’S SO PRETTY, AND SHE MAKES MY GENITALS FEEL REALLY WARM… AND NICE… WHILE THE REST
OF MY BODY SCREAMS IN ABSOLUTE PAIN…AH! CONUNDRUM!
CODEX: DEFINITELY TMI! [THAT IS,TOO MUCH INFO - TO THE COMPUTER] WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, GUYS, WE HAVE TO FIND
ANOTHER PLAYER!I’M WILLING TO TAKE ANYONE AT THIS POINT.
CLARA: O MY GOD, I JUST GOT THE BESTEST IDEA! I’LL BE RIGHT BACK!
CODEX: ANYONE WITHIN REASON! NOT THAT LORD BOLIO GUY! YOU’RE RIGHT, FOPS ARE CREEPY
ZABOO: TOATS!
CLARA: HEY GUYS, MEET YOUR NEW GUILD MATE!
GEORGE: YOU… WANT ME TO… GAME WITH YOU?
CLARA: YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO DO MORE STUFF TOGETHER…
GEORGE:YEAH, WAS ACTUALLY THINKING, Y’KNOW, SALSA DANCING, OR COUPLES THERAPY…
CLARA:NO, NO…THIS IS MY HUSBAND GEORGE, MY HIS AVATAR GONNA BE MR WIGGLY!
GEORGE: CLARA!
CLARA:OH THEY WON’T KNOW THAT’S MY NAME FOR IT!HOLD ON ON THE MIC LIKE THAT. PLEASE!
GEORGE: HI! CLARA HAS TOLD ME NOTHING ABOUT YOU, BUT I’M LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO TOGETHER.
ZABOO: UH, HOW MUCH EXPERIENCE DO YOU HAVE GAMING THERE, WIGGLY?
GEORGE:UH, I PLAYED PONG AS A KID! THIS IS IN COLOR, I SEE…
BLADEZZ: WHAT’S PONG?
CODEX: THANKS, WIGGLY, BUT WE DEFINITELY NEED SOMEONE WAY MORE SAVVY.
RILEY: I LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR ONE SECOND, AND YOU RUN AWAY FROM THE STABLE? BAD HORSE!
ZABOO: SWEETIE I CAN EX… UH, SORRY, SORRY! (SHE PUSHES HIM BACK AND BOTH FALL ON CODEX’S BED) I CAME OVER TO
HELP CODEX WITH SOME GUILD BUSINESS, YOU KNOW…
RILEY: WHAT BUSINESS? (RILEY START TO KISS ZABOO)
CODEX: UH… THAT’S MY BED!
RILEY: SO, WATCH OR LEAVE!
ZABOO: WE ACTUALLY LOST TINK, SO WE’RE DOWN A PLAYER, AND…
RILEY: YOU ARE? WANT ME TO PLAY WITH YOU, STALLION?
CODEX TO THE COMPUTER:OK, THAT SOUNDS GREAT, MR. WIGGLY! WELCOME TO THE KNIGHTS OF GOOD! (LOOKING AT RILEY)
SORRY, WE JUST… FILLED THE SPACE.
RILEY LOOKS AT CODEX AND LETS GO OF ZABOO.
ZABOO: AWK… WARD!
end of 5th episode
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