The Guild Sells Out! Our Holiday Gift to You!
It’s the most wonderful time of the year so why not add to your holiday joy by watching “The Guild Sells Out!” a series of commercial parody videos hawking Guild merchandise for the non-discerning consumer. Written and directed by Greg Aronowitz (“Do You Want To Date My Avatar?” weapons maker) who also made all the toys and constructed all the sets in his house and yard! Enjoy watching all 7 videos starting with the intro below!
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These are truly fantastic videos! Sell out anytime you like.
Ok…despite the fact she was a total D-bag this season…I’ll take 2 of the life size Taintaballa dolls, and a 1 month advance prescription on my heart meds. Screw the Viagra, if I can just live through it, that’ll be enough.
Jazzwind,
You DO realize that Tinkerballa is a made up character and not a real person right? It was in the script.
Wow. Obviously some people need a chill pill…
Do the internets make you angry??
I fail to see where I could be construed as being angry or antagonistic in my statement. I was simply pointing out the facts.
Do random posts on the internet make you crazy? :-p
This was nice but I NEED
/hits wrist with two fingers
another hit. Where is my crack…..i mean next season.
Awesome, now please tell me David Blue is going to sneak a Tink doll on to the Destiny!!! Now that would be the best Easter Egg tribute I’ve seen in years!
Damn I gotta get me some of Zaboo’s Fantastic Pheromone Spray!
Sellout?
The Knights of Good?
Never!!
they made be good, but the money is better
That sounds like it should be Tinks catch phrase. ‘We may be good, but the loot is better.’
You guys are just so awesome. Keep up all the great work! I have been seeing you all in many other roles lately, everytime I do it immeadiately goes up on Facebook.. lol. Speaking of, Felicia.. I flipped when I saw you in that Voices of Tyria video.. thats so exciting!!
Stalker~
Cameos from Stargate Universe AND Heroes???? That’s awesome!
Best Christmas presents EVER! EPIC WIN!
Being compensated for your craft does not constitute selling out, compromising your integrity and lowering the quality of your art for financial gain is selling out. And anyway, who wouldn’t want to find KOG phat lewtz under their tree on Christmas morning?
It’s a reference to The Who Sells Out….
It’s possible that Audley doesn’t know who The Who are. It is also possible that (s)he is only familiar with what is played on your standard FM classic rock stations.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Who_Sell_Out
I love that Felicia’s squeezing every ounce from that demonic santa clause we met back in S1’s Christmas Special… ha ha… I mean ho ho ho!
Does Bladezz Blade cut through the Vork unbreakable bank?
Codex is more likely to break Vork than Bladezz, remember the 9th episode of season three?
Awesome. I liked the Bladez commercial the best but liked the actual Vork Bank more.
Was nice to see Alex Albrecht from Revision 3 (Totally Radd Show and Digg Nation) in the Bladezz one.
I loved them all, favorite one though is the Bladezz one. I would so buy any of these items.
sign me up for a real life tink, the blades knife, and zaboos perfume
See, the combination of those three things just sounds like one very creepy evening.
With the blades and the beer and the pheremones, things could get out of hand.
gawd i wish these were real
Epic.Win.
Loot galore! I think I cried a little…and I really want cookie jar.
I’m surprised no one mentioned it so far.
Felicia is wearing an “Axis od Anarchy” shirt!
A hint for the future ???
Well, when last we saw Codex, she had just woken up and found herself in bed with the leader of The Axis of Anarchy. Read into that what you will.
She was seduced by the dark side? *flees*
All I want for Christmas is Zaboo’s stalkertron.
I’ll supply my own pheremones, thank you.
You could make a career in marketing with one of those.
I wish these were real too! I want them all! Lol (except for maybe the Vork indestructible bank)
I hear you. I know it was made as a joke, but how many of us would really buy those? I know I would.
hoobledy goo
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